Ondine

The performer known as Ondine boasts a great many accomplishments on stage and screen. They've performed in at least 2 1/2 church plays, read the lunch menu over the intercom one time in high school, and captivated audiences of more than four on Lake Street by pretending to be a statue. Their Vine video "BEY-VIBES #LetEmRip" boasts 13.7 million loops and has garnered such praise as "lol" and "same" from critics. In their spare time, Ondine enjoys making erotic statues out of gummy bears and pressuring Tomi Lahren to apologize for being white.